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It has been fairly well-documented that Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler on occasion will exhibit ”happy feet” when he is in the pocket and looking to pass. The term (for those unfamiliar with it) refers to a QB’s lack of planting his feet firmly to pass.
Former Jay Cutler fiancee Kristin Cavallari and 'Dancing WIth the Stars' partner Mark Ballas.
Cutler’s former fiancee, reality television personality Kristin Cavallari put her best foot (feet?) forward on Monday night’s season debut of ABC’s ”Dancing With the Stars.” Her feet were decidedly more happy (in a good way) than Cutler’s were in Sunday’s loss to the New Orleans Saints.
In a rare show of restraint, your humble correspondent will refrain from making any jokes about getting sacked (which Cutler was six times).
You can check her out here:
For the soccer enthusiast in the audience, there is U.S. national team goalie Hope Solo on the dance floor. She danced the Viennese waltz with partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy.
“You look like you’re punching me in the face,” judge Bruno Tonioli said.
“You guys were connected like glue and that was wonderful,” Carrie Ann Inaba said. “Just be aware of muscling things — it’s a natural tendency for you.”
Well, you can judge for yourself:
The oversight committee at elliottharris.com would be remiss if it failed to provide video of Elisabetta Canalis (purely for comparative purposes, mind you):
And last, but certainly not least, here is NBA player Ron Artest (not sure how he borrowed Dennis Rodman’s hair from the 1990s):