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Crystal Clear: No Need to Be Wiz for This Quiz

November 17, 2011 @ No Comments

Time for a quick quiz. Or a slow quiz, depending on how quickly you care to move through it to see some video of Crystal Harris, who is scheduled to appear on Thursday’s “Sports & Torts” at noon Chicago time on talkzone.com.

Playboy Playmate Crystal Harris is scheduled for Thursday's 'Sports & Torts' on talkzone.com at noon Chicago time.

A little change of pace from the constant coverage of Penn State’s child sex-abuse scandal. Not that that story is going away any time soon. Not with the judge who granted Jerry Sandusky a $100,000 bond being removed from the case (a little conflict of interest?) and all the other twists and turns that seem to turn up daily, if not more frequently.

1. The Chicago Cubs hiring Dale Sveum as manager really would heat up their rivalry with the Boston Red Sox because:
a. Boston wanted Sveum to replace Terry Francona
b. Theo Espstein exited Boston for Chicago
c. Both of the aboive
d. Cubs and Red Sox meet so often in the World Series

2. The NBA lockout will end in time for:
a. Games on Chanukah
b. Games on Kwanzaa
c. Games on Presidents Day
d. Games on Christmas (maybe not 2011, however)

3. The general managers meeting in Milwaukee enables commissioner Bud Selig to show baseball brass:
a. His leadership
b. His clout
c. His grasp of the sport’s financial landscape
d. His favorite restaurants

4. Joe Paterno supporters at Penn State are hoping he will be able to survive thanks to:
a. $500,000+ pension from the university
b. Senior-citizen discount
c. Statute of limitations
d. Statue of limitations

5. The Penn State child sex-abuse scandal will result in:
a. Disgrace for the university
b. Disgrace for Jerry Sandusky
c. Disgace for Joe Paterno and Mike McQueary
d. Disgraceful recruiting year for the Nittany Lions (answers not necessarily listed in order of importance to Penn State boosters, students, etc.)

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As promised, some video of Playboy Playmate Crystal Harris:

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