It’s a Friday. Soon students who have been on winter vacation will be returning to classes. For them, or anyone who has attended a school or who has taken a test, here is a little something.
The educational services department at elliottharris.com promises this will be the last quiz of the year.
For some reason the photos today are not aligning properly. Which is why there is this paragraph being typed in to occupy space, so that all of question No. 1 will be visible (for those who actually are taking the time to read any of this).
1. Michael Jordan and Yvette Prieto became engaged over Christmas. It would be his second marriage. His matrimonial goal:
a. Nike wedding gown
b. Catered reception featuring Gatorade, Wheaties and McDonald’s food and drink
c. Collectible His Airness airtight prenup agreement (limited edition)
d. Fewer rings than he won with the Chicago Bulls
2. The Alamo Bowl will be remembered for:
a. Baylor beating Washington 67-56
b. Baylor having three running backs gain more than 100 yards apiece
c. Each school using highlights to recruit defensive players
d. As long as there is college football (or till the end of this bowl season, if you aren’t affiliated with either school)
3. Notre Dame lost to Florida State in the Champs Bowl because:
a. The Seminoles scored 15 fourth-quarter points for an 18-14 victory
b. Two end-zone interceptions by Irish quarterbacks
c. An ineffective overall offense
d. A higher spiritual power that might have helped Notre Dame instead was focusing on Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos
4. The highlight of the Chicago Bulls’ victory against the Sacramento Kings on Thursday:
a. Improved defensive effort by the Bulls
b. Rip Hamilton’s postgame appearance on radio with Chuck Swirsky
c. Kings coach Paul Westphal’s goatee
d. Leaving Sacramento and arriving in Los Angeles for Friday night’s game vs. the Clippers
5. The highlight of the Chicago Bears’ road game Sunday against the Minnesota Vikings:
a. Bears defense
b. Bears quarterback play
c. Sideline shots of injured Bears players
d. Bears coach Lovie Smith again sidestepping a postgame question about the future of offensive coordinator Mike Martz
For those who might have missed it (or for those who would like an encore performance), the latest “Sports & Torts” show on talkzone.com was another quality effort. This one featured co-hosts David Spada and Elliott Harris with in-studio guest Andrea Metcalf, fitness guru and author of Naked Fitness. There was no nudity on the show, even though it was encouraged. Maybe next time. Something says we have not seen the last of Andrea on the program. Look for her to be back in 2012.
To check out Andrea’s in-studio performance, plus phone interviews with NFL hall of famers Darrell Green and Joe Greene, check out this from talkzone.com.
For a photo from her “Sports & Torts” appearance, plus some video that Andrea recently put together, here you go:
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